You and I are not alone

According to Science Magazine, two NASA scientists claim to have proven that there is in fact Life on Mars. TODAY. As we speak, something is breathing, or doing something similar in order to keep itself alive.

The scientists aren't releasing their proof to their findings, but they say they have discovered methane on the red planet. Methane, as you well may know, is a biological gas. A natural bi-product of life. The reason we spend millions of dollars on air fresheners and power windows.

Although water hasn't been seen on the planet's surface, it's hard to say what is below ground. Perhaps a complex system of tunnels, secret passage ways, and hidden doors. Or that may just be in Vietnam.

Tomorrow, I will be on my way to purchase some binoculars, and will look into getting my pilot's liscense. Know of any good freeze dried ice cream recipes?

I'll fly us to Mars. You bring the Tang.